Wouldn't you know it. Just when Hope n' Change looks at the stock market, the media, the Obama administration, Syria, tragedy in Afghanistan, and London in flames and thinks "oh well, at least this will all be over soon when Global Warming destroys the Earth," along come some meddling NASA researchers who've looked at new data and say we're actually going to be stuck here for a long, long time...because Man-caused Global Warming is a myth.
The scientists looked at 25 years of satellite data to see how much heat the Earth was releasing safely into space, instead of trapping it under a "greenhouse gas" dome which the computer models had predicted. And their answer? The heat is safely dissipating. And the climate alarmists' computer models are dead wrong.
Noted Global Warming enthusiast and profiteer Al Gore made a formal rebuttal to the scientifically reviewed findings, saying "Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat? It may be volcanoes?! Bullshit! It may be sun spots?! Bullshit! It’s not getting warmer?! Bullshit!!!"
But even if it means we're going to continue to be stuck on this planet with annoying liberals, the new research really does amount to good news for conservatives and radical budget-balancing Tea Party terrorists.
Because now that the research has shown that Man-caused Global Warming is a hoax, the government can stop spending billions of taxpayer dollars in their ongoing attempt to prove (or pretend) it does exist. Which they currently do in order to justify increasing regulation and takeover of the American economy, energy sector, and peasantry.
Just think, with all that money we could save, we could fund research into important medical issues.
And maybe - just maybe - find a cure for Al Gore's Tourette's Syndrome.
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