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Saturday, September 5, 2009

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A pro-Obamacare rally staged by members of MoveOn.org got out of hand (literally) when one of the liberal protestors attacked a 65-year-old bystander and bit his finger off. The remains of the finger were found because, like the president's own healthcare stance, the offender had bitten off more than he could chew. Unfortunately, the finger could not be reattached because the levels of bacteria in the human mouth made infection a certainty.

The Obamacare Biter remains at large, and reports that MoveOn.org is changing its name to MunchOn.org have not been confirmed.

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