Hearse of a Different Color

It turns out that the biggest problem with Obamacare wasn't whether it would be paid for with penalties or taxes...but rather who Obam...

Extremely Gross National Product

As disgusting as the Gentlemen's Agreement between these buzzards is, it's certainly no more repugnant than the appalling symbioti...

You Can't Hurry Law

Today marks the final round of arguments for and against Obamacare in the Supreme Court, and the suspense is killing us. Because it's ...

Abbott & CostOverRuns

It's a good thing that Vaudeville is dead...because otherwise it would need to get it's medical treatment from Obamacare and be real...

Long Term No See

Friday is the Whitehouse's favorite day to release embarrassing or damaging news, in hopes that nobody will hear it. But thanks to Hope ...

HnC Vault: Old Dogs, New Tricks

Originally published August 20, 2009 AARP, a group which supposedly represents the interests of older Americans, has been one of the larges...

Up Up and Away

Employers whom the president peevishly ordered to "step up and start hiring" got more economic bad news yesterday when a study fo...

Waive To The Cameras

Although Obamacare was pushed as a surefire way to "bend the healthcare cost curves down," it seems like more and more people are ...

HnC Vault: Mad Docs and Englishmen

Originally published July 27, 2010 In order to make Obamacare a perfect copy of England's National Health Service, the president recentl...

Campaign in the Neck

After solving our nation's debt crisis by making a speech in which he claimed any Republican budget cuts would involve mass graves for ...

Nothing Sure But Debt And Taxes

Here at Hope n' Change, we've struggled mightily to come up with an eloquent, accurate, and analytically incisive description of ye...

Death Panelist

In this troubled world of unbalanced budgets, out of control nuclear reactors, and worldwide bloodshed, it's always nice to know that we...

HnC Vault: Let Them Eat Poi

Originally published December 28, 2009 As average Americans struggle with double-digit unemployment, and the Democrats prepare to launch th...

Long May It Waive

The government has never been shy about paying big bucks for cute mascots to help popularize important issues. And now Smokey the Bear, McGr...

It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's 2000 Pages!

Jonathan Gruber, the alleged MIT economics genius who developed the financial strategy behind Obamacare ("we'll bend the cost curve...

The Great Unifier

It took two years to do it, but Barack Obama finally succeeded in getting Republicans and Democrats to reach across the aisle, join hands, a...

Losing Patients

The first big news story of 2011 is that Baby Boomers are turning 65 and will be added to the rolls of Medicare...at the rate of 10,000 per...

Days of Old Lame Sighing

The parties are over, the feasts are finished, and everyone is sick of leftovers. So what better time could Barack Obama choose to quietly e...

Words from the Wise

Barack Obama's intended takeover of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness via alleged "healthcare reform" suffered a maj...

You Said A Mouthful

This year, the leftovers that are most likely to cause upset stomachs aren't coming from turkeys ... they're coming from lame ducks ...