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Sunday, January 10, 2010

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Over two weeks after an Al Qaeda-trained bomber attempted to kill nearly 300 Americans, Barack Obama has finally deployed his biggest weapon in a re-declared "War on Terror." Specifically, he furrowed his brow, jutted his chin...and hit the jihadists with his presidential Frowny Face.
Oh, he also blathered away about connecting dots, blaming others, making lists of lists, and blah, blah, blah. But it was the Frowny Face that told the world that any terroist who dares to shed American blood will not only get a taxpayer-funded lawyer, comfortable accomodations, and three square meals a day...but they'll also get a darn good scowling!

Hope n' Change is sure we'll all sleep a little more soundly tonight.

BONUS: Could this be the earliest home movie of Barack Obama preparing for the presidency?

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