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According to one major supermarket tabloid (which, in today's idiotic media environment, is about as trustworthy as anything else) the real reason Al Gore's 40-year marriage broke up is because he was having a 2-year affair with environmental activist Laurie David, the ex-wife of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star, Larry David.
Laurie David is considered one of Hollywood's most-liberal liberals, and has a long history of involvement in environmental causes, perhaps including the energy-saving "share a shower with Big Al" program.
Of course, all of these big money divorces end up sending the various players to their own individual mansions, thereby vastly increasing the carbon footprints of the people involved. But apparently that didn't matter to Al or Laurie...who can exempt themselves from environmental regulations because of their presumed intellectual and moral superiority.
But on the bright side, maybe Larry and Tipper can spend a little quality time together... and perhaps think of ways to kick Global Warming in the keester for the next season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
"You know, Laurie, every night I sleep alone a polar bear dies."
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