Both Hard To Swallow

Parents across the nation were shocked this week by the story of a preschool child whose home-packed lunch was inspected by a government lu...

A Big Teaming Load

As mother-of-the-year Hillary Clinton once reminded us, "It Takes a Village" to raise a child. Or for that matter, to satisfy a ho...

Happy VD Mr. President! (Valentine's Day)

SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY FUN & MISCHIEF! Since Barack Obama has decided to give lovers the gift of "free" birth control th...

Look! Up In Disguise!

This week, Barack Obama, after tortured months of soul-searching and with great heaviness of heart, decided very, very, very, very reluctan...

Halfwits in America

Having originally attained fame as "The Man with No Name," iconic film star Clint Eastwood made a big impression during the Superb...

Don't Fire Until You See The Whites

Groucho Marx once famously said "I would not join any club that would have me as a member." And while that is usually our policy ...

Holy Crap

(Readers: In case the punchline is too obscure, Metamucil gives you "great regularity.") We are living in an age of miracles. This...