Word War Juan

Because there weren't already enough reasons to smash our heads into our desks until we see stars, hear chirping birds, and spill our c...

Chilly Beings

Way back in 2009, Barack Obama declared that his administration, unlike that of George "Everything Is His Fault" Bush, would be ab...

Honesty is the Best Pelosi

After a week of ugly, bareknuckle politics from the GOP, and an appalling State of the Union speech from Barack Hussein Obama ( assuming tha...

Foundling Fathers

Barack Obama has a funny way of reading the Constitution - and we don't just mean because his lips move and he touches himself inappropr...

State Fair of the Union

On Tuesday night, Barack Hussein Obama will deliver what we sincerely hope will be his last State of the Union speech. And since the state ...

Slipping the Economy a Mickey

After killing off tens of thousands of potential jobs by vetoing the Keystone oil pipeline (which his own State Department had twice pronoun...

Dumb and Dumber

Hey stupid! Yeah, I'm talking to YOU Hope n' Change readers (and talking to myself, too). Because even though we've tried to hid...

King Sighs

How time flies! It seems we've only just taken down all of our decorations for Kwanzaa, and it's already Martin Luther King Day! A...

Bain of Our Existence

Occupy Wall Street claimed a stunning victory this week when it was revealed that they have successfully established tent cities in the vaca...

Another Define Mess

After 3 years of everything conceivable getting worse for Americans, even Barack Obama's supporters are starting to ask him what the ...

Recess Games

As if things weren't crazy enough in Washington, Barack Obama has just officially run the Constitution through his Executive Shredder, u...

Frankly, Mitt Dear...

Even though the Presidential election is almost a year away, Mitt Romney has magically managed to recapture all of the grass-roots excitemen...

Armed Farces

While the mainstream media was waiting with baited breath to see which of the Republican presidential candidates was most appealing to ...

Oh, Bummer...

Nothing takes the fun out of a fresh, unblemished new year like a centuries-old prediction that the Earth will come to an end in 2012 . Seri...