Squeak Up

Tonight's the night that millions of people of all ages, all income levels, and all ethnicities will be turning on the television to pay...

Fun with Numbers!

Less than 24 hours after Barack Obama's big convention speech in which he assured us that the American economy has come roaring back an...

Put It All On Black

Barack Obama is on the road again, climbing aboard the Canadian-built pitch-black "Darth Bus" to take a tour of Ohio and Pennsylva...

American Workfarce

(Click cartoon to read the teeny punchlines!) Just when it seemed that Barack Obama had already done all the damage he could possibly do to ...

Slipping the Economy a Mickey

After killing off tens of thousands of potential jobs by vetoing the Keystone oil pipeline (which his own State Department had twice pronoun...

Myth Understanding

Breaking with the Whitehouse on a longstanding tenet of the Obama Administration, Harry Reid has declared that there are no unicorns . And i...

Pipe Dream

Only a few short weeks ago, a wee-wee'd up Barack Obama called a joint session of congress, told them that he had a plan for creating jo...

Take This Job And Cubit

Although Barack Obama has aligned himself with those who are against profit, he seemingly has no problem declaring himself to be a prophet....

Jumping To Confusions

As we begin a new week, Marxist protestors parroting the president's class warfare rhetoric choke city streets, Harry Reed and the democ...

Thereby Hangs The Tail

The answer to our young equestrian's question is, of course, that a horse's digestive system is long, complicated, and not designed ...

Same Old...Speech

Last night, after keeping jobless Americans in suspense thoughout the first two and a half years of his administration, a lengthy vacation i...

Painful Labor

Ah, Labor Day! A day of cookouts, cold beers, and reminiscing about the good old days when there used to be jobs. Technically, Labor Day cel...

Take Two Tablets And Call Me

After telling the nation that he had miraculously developed a plan to cure joblessness in our country, Barack Obama made the interesting ch...

Fuzzy Logic

Like Democrats, dogs have a very limited list of possible solutions for all problems. For Democrats, it's demagoguery or tax and spend....

Americans Idle

According to experts who get down on their knees every day and give thanks that there is still employment for "experts," there are...

Automation Nation

Although America's jobless numbers are in the toilet, noted economist and deep-thinker Barack Obama has come forward to explain that it...

Who's Employed First?

A growing number of economists are coming to the conclusion that America's unemployment woes are due to the fact that Barack Obama has n...

HnC Vault: What's That?

Originally published February 20, 2009 Wouldn't it be nice if none of us had stepped in it? Feel free to scrape your shoes while you st...

Oh Some've Been Waitin'

As Barack Obama (wearing helmet, shoulder pads, and protective cup) continues to tell everyone who'll listen that he's not the type ...

SuperDownsized

On Tuesday, McDonald's gave Barack Obama the gift of rising employment numbers by hiring 50,000 new employees in a single day . The job...