Pop Goes the Weasel

On Wednesday night, heartland-favorite Paul Ryan delivered a speech that was truthful, powerful, inspiring, patriotic, and eloquent - and th...

Death Panelist

In this troubled world of unbalanced budgets, out of control nuclear reactors, and worldwide bloodshed, it's always nice to know that we...

Padding the Bill

They say that when you need to find something you've lost , you should look where you last remember having it. Which is why Chris Matthe...

He's Gonna Need A Bigger Boot

When the alleged president asked us to use "words that heal instead of wound" following the shootings in Tucson, we naively believ...

A Keith Goodbye

Years from now, all of us will be able to answer the heartrending question "where were you when you heard Keith Olbermann was quitting...

Just the Fox, Ma'am

Once again this year, Fox News stomped the living daylights out its cable news competitors, getting higher ratings than CNN, MSNBC, and HLN...

Lean Forward

It turns out that there's a very good reason that MSNBC's alleged news coverage slants so heavily in favor of the Obama administrati...

Keith Me, You Fool

In a shocking, shocking revelation unmatched since the discovery of gambling in the backroom of " Rick's Café Américain," a...

BULLETIN: ELECTION NIGHT UPDATE!

THIS JUST IN! MSNBC's Chris Matthews voices his feelings about the overwhelming defeat of Democrats who had aligned themselves with Ba...

The Hole Truth

Leave it to mouth-foaming, leg-tingling Chris Matthews to find a way to turn the "feel good" news story of the year into an anti-c...

Watch Your Language

Click Cartoon for Larger Size Although we thought it would never happen, Hope n' Change actually agrees with something that bloated le...

MSNBC O STFU

Click Cartoon for Larger Size The line separating editorializing from projectile vomiting has officially ceased to exist at alleged news o...

Your Lips Are Moving

Click Cartoon for Larger Size Whitehouse spokespeople visited Sunday "news" shows to continue building their case that Fox News is...

Whitehouse Approved News

Click Cartoon for Larger Size At the same time the Whitehouse is attacking Fox News for an alleged lack of objectivity, outlets like MSNBC a...