Lame Duck Hunting

For two years, Democrats have largely ignored the business of running America and have instead spent all of their time on Barack Obama's...

Freeze Play

If a fat person declared that he was going to lose weight by eating exactly the same amount of junk food which caused the problem, we'd...

Something Wiki This Way Comes

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is no stranger to the damage that can be done when government secrets (among other things) get blown...

Name Dropper

The scenario was absolutely terrifying. A terrorist parks a van at the site of a crowded, outdoor Christmas tree lighting ceremony. Inside t...

Lip Service

The Germans seemingly have a word for everything. And in this case, the word is "schadenfreude," which means "overwhelming s...

The Jong and the Restless

Kids grow up so fast these days. It seems only yesterday that little Kim Jong-Un (son of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il) was learning to ...

You Said A Mouthful

This year, the leftovers that are most likely to cause upset stomachs aren't coming from turkeys ... they're coming from lame ducks ...