Freeze Play

If a fat person declared that he was going to lose weight by eating exactly the same amount of junk food which caused the problem, we'd...

Something Wiki This Way Comes

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is no stranger to the damage that can be done when government secrets (among other things) get blown...

Name Dropper

The scenario was absolutely terrifying. A terrorist parks a van at the site of a crowded, outdoor Christmas tree lighting ceremony. Inside t...

Lip Service

The Germans seemingly have a word for everything. And in this case, the word is "schadenfreude," which means "overwhelming s...

The Jong and the Restless

Kids grow up so fast these days. It seems only yesterday that little Kim Jong-Un (son of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il) was learning to ...

You Said A Mouthful

This year, the leftovers that are most likely to cause upset stomachs aren't coming from turkeys ... they're coming from lame ducks ...

Turkey With Undressing

Today is Thanksgiving, the day when American families gather together to enjoy the traditional meal, and give heartfelt thanks that their TS...

Taliburned

For the second time in two years, American interests have been badly served when it turned out that a theoretically important leader was, in...

An Inconvenient Corncob

As much as we never expected to say it, Al Gore has finally shared an inconvenient truth that is genuinely instructive and important for peo...

Emission Accomplished

They say that every dark cloud has a silver lining...so the huge, boiling, all-engulfing pitch black cloud that looms over the world econom...

Wheel Be Seeing You

Not long ago, alleged president Barack Obama informed the world that the United States was embracing a new humility, because "there ha...

The Verdict Is In

After two years of investigation and argument, the chief counsel of the House ethics panel has recommended the punishment for Charles Rangel...

Taking Exception

A remarkable thing has started to happen in the wake of the recent elections and rebuke of liberalism: people are beginning to talk about Am...

Best Stressed

Just when Americans are getting angry about the government's increasing efforts to see them naked, Vogue magazine has decided that Mic...

Family Trees

To prove he's ready, willing, and able to handle the really tough questions, Barack Obama has agreed to an hour-long "very specia...

Doctoring the Books

On December 1st of this year, government payments to doctors performing Medicare services are scheduled to be cut by 23%...and predictably, ...

Fault Lines

As surely as birds fly south for the winter and the swallows return to Capistrano, so too are the loons and lame ducks returning to Washingt...

Don't Just Scan There, Do Something!

There is good news for an American flying public that was sick of airport security insisting that they take off their shoes, remove their b...

Nothing Sure But Debt and Taxes

In tough economic times, nothing is more important than presidential leadership, intelligence, and decisive policy-making. Unfortunately, a...

Jarring News

The liberal mainstream media thought it had struck gold earlier this week, when they reported that President George W. Bush's pro-life b...

Veteran's Day 2010

In today's politically divisive, media-oversaturated environment, it would be easy to think that the important battles for freedom are b...

Back Home Again In Indonesia

They say "you can't go home again," but "Little Barry" Soetoro has proven that you really can ...at least, if you...

Barack Ouroboros

Prior to last Tuesday's election, Barack Obama insisted on implementing a job-killing $700 billion tax increase on small businesses duri...

You Want Small Fries With That?

Although badly wounded in last Tuesday's elections, Liberalism is not dead. At least, not in Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco, where cit...

Keith Me, You Fool

In a shocking, shocking revelation unmatched since the discovery of gambling in the backroom of " Rick's Café Américain," a...

Double Jump

Exactly one year ago, Major Nidal Malik Hasan shouted "Allahu Akbar!" and used a laser-sighted pistol to methodically murder 13 s...

Still Some Bugs in the System

Even though it makes our skin crawl to talk about it, there are already skittering sounds coming from the smoldering ruins of the Democratic...

Hard of Hearing

Following Tuesday's massive electoral rejection of Barack Obama's policies, the alleged president conducted a news conference to ac...

Reality Checkmate

A long time ago, a wise man said "the time has come to set aside childish things." Well actually, it wasn't all that long ago...

BULLETIN: ELECTION NIGHT UPDATE!

THIS JUST IN! MSNBC's Chris Matthews voices his feelings about the overwhelming defeat of Democrats who had aligned themselves with Ba...

Serfs Up

Not long ago, a smug Barack Obama falsely promised voters "If you like your plan, you can keep it. End of sentence. Case closed." ...